Top Chef + Padma + NYC Pretzel = Food Porn
In an effort to gain more viewers (not like they don’t have enough) Bravo intelligently uses sex Padma to sell.
03 Friday Oct 2008
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02 Thursday Oct 2008
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Love-childs. I know it’s about high time I write about the superior foods of Athens. I just didn’t have my card reader to download fresh pics but alas I have found one so let us view and taste these foods through our beautiful eyes…
I was walking through the winding, hilly, small streets of Plaka which is an area directly under the Acropolis and reminiscent of when Athens may have been hundreds of years ago (albeit now with a lot of tourist shops and similarly annoying people) when I felt a sudden pang of hunger and upon the advice of an elder (some call him Dad), I took to Tzitzigas kai Mermigas (The Ant and the Cicada, from Aesop’s Fable. natch). The restaurant is bright and airy with several Grecian products lining the walls (olive oil, olives, dried beans, ouzo, people who curse and cigarettes – kidding!). I sat down outside as it was a warm day and ordered Greek Salad, Mint meatballs and Tzaziki (imaged above). As you can imagine, the food here is to die. Why and what is it about the Mediterranean that makes produce so finger-lickin’ good? Surely it’s not only the combo of the sun, soil and air but a little bit of God’s love shining down too? Needless to say the salad was just oh-so fresh and tomatoes tasted like tomatoes and cuckes- like cuckes. Shocker.
Next on the menu was doing my absolute fave – dipping good bread in the remaining juice of the dishes on my table…this is what I call the “love” of each dish. Each dish gives something right? It gives good tastes, or bad ones, or strange ones that you have never tried before…when a dish is good or great, the love that remains is a combination of all the flavors in that dish. All you need a a great morsel of bread to soak it up with and there you go, the love! Which brings me to how great the bread is here! Damnit! I just want to look up at the sky and curse the high heavens…WHY can’t they make bread this good in NYC? hmmmmmmm???? I am convinced it’s b/c people don’t care about bread in New York. It’s like a mound of future fat and carb loading to them. Evil warriors!
Ok, let me not get off the topic of the relaxing and simple meal. Where was I…right. The tzaziki was nothing I have not had before because I make tzaziki and I make it really well. Nonetheless it was a delight to have such a well made cooling dip on a warm day. Traditionally, most yogurt dips were made to cool down the heat of spicy foods and to break the heaviness of meaty dishes. These days, it’s prudent to eat yogurt dips as they are healthy and refreshing plus offer a dense, whole and hearty treat.
Finally, we bring ourselves to the conclusion of the meal (after nondescript but yummy meatballs), which ended as it had stared, with olives. beautiful, lush, briny, chewy, olives. Need I say more?
marry me.
24 Sunday Aug 2008
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adria, anthony bourdain, basque, despana, el bulli, extebarri, food porn, jeffrey steingarden, mugaritz, no reservations, pintxos, restaurants, san sebastian, spain

Espana Viva
Did you guys see last weeks epi of No Reservations? Where Bourdain goes to Spain? HI. It was the most envied episode of any show I have ever seen in my life. I have never had a stronger desire to be somewhere else than during that hour long episode where AB tours the gastronomical delights of the worlds capital of fashion forward food, Spain. I think AB put it best when he said “Spain is the best place in the world to eat, it’s food porn so hard core, so smokin’ hot that event I, jaded feedbag that I’ve become, get the gastro version of morning wood just thinking about it”. Well put. Elegant and to-the-point.
Some highlights (essentially the whole epi was a highlight):
- Brothers Albert & Ferran Adria of el Bulli. The most official, sought after, hardest to come by reservation in the whole world. This is where molecular gastronomy starts and ends. With 3 Michelin stars and having a rating at the best restaurant in the world, it’s definitely official. The kitchen is like one huge lab. Kewl. el Bulli also has a few amazing books of photography documenting their creations in the kitchen as well as a new book documenting A Day at el Bulli which will be released in October 08.
- Mugaritz in San Sebastian. I’m going here b/c AB compares the charcoal grilled and roasted foie gras + sea urchin dish to “having sex with twins”. Sure.
- Exteberri in Axpe in the Basque region of Spain. Chef Victor Arginzoni is hands down the King of the grill. He’s a natural born griller biatches. There was an article in the August issue of Gourmet on Extebarri and from the second I read it, I knew I would always pine for a meal there. The way he works and manipulates fire is genius. He’s like a modern cave man, cooking with nothing but the best ingredients over open flame. Jeffrey Steingarden wrote a great article on Extebarri in Men’s Vouge.
Phew. I’m spent. I’m lying here dreaming of jamon Iberico.
More shizz:
Read Anthony Bourdain’s blog entry about his travels in Spain.
If you are craving Spanish foods, go to Despana on Broome Street in Manhattan or Despana Brand Foods in Jackson Heights, Queens.
If you must have a Basque fix now, may I suggest Pintxos in the West Village? Oh, no. No I can’t because it closed. WHY. WHY. WHY. This was the only place to get decent, authentic tapas! RIP.
21 Monday Jul 2008
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If you had one too many silver bullets on the beach this weekend and are thinking about nothing but this week’s summer Friday then take a look at some food porn to ease into the week. FoodPornDaily.com gives us a different drool-worthy pic of a delicious dish everyday.
Let’s start a petition to get rid of Monday’s. It’s such a commie thing…
12 Monday May 2008
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Why not?
EGullet has a great run down on a 30 hour NYC food trip, PG-13 pics included.